A proud Day Go child with Italian roots so deep, they reach all the way back to the old country... via I-5 South.
Born where the sun always shines and the burritos are the size of your forearm. San Diego raised, ocean-breeze approved. Karl the Fog stays in SF where he belongs.
Will judge your red sauce with the intensity of a thousand nonnas. Uses hand gestures so aggressively that nearby objects are in danger. Thinks Olive Garden is a war crime.
The only person who brings homemade prosciutto to the beach. Sunburns easily because Mediterranean genes skipped one critical feature. SPF 100, minimum.
"You're too skinny. Eat."- Every Italian Grandmother, Always
"In San Diego, we put avocado on everything. In Italy, they put olive oil on everything. Tyler puts both."- The Espistachio Family Cookbook, probably